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Post by PJ on Jan 17, 2008 19:20:21 GMT -5
How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour a can of petrol over it and set it alight.
The Worst Joke I've Ever Heard would get me banned, so I won't say it out loud.
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Post by Black Bert on Jan 17, 2008 20:12:36 GMT -5
Can I ban you anyway?
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Post by Klaus19 on Jan 17, 2008 22:49:49 GMT -5
I have some;
What is BLue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket.
What's green and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket disguised as a green bucket.
Two muffins are in an oven one says "OMG we're in an oven!?" and the other one says " AHHHHH! A talking Muffin!?"
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Post by BSam on Jan 18, 2008 9:37:09 GMT -5
erection
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Post by Klaus19 on Jan 18, 2008 10:01:05 GMT -5
Was that really necessary Sam?
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Post by Hermedy on Jan 18, 2008 10:04:24 GMT -5
How do you make a cat go woof? Pour a can of petrol over it and set it alight. I like that one.
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Post by Black Bert on Jan 18, 2008 12:58:16 GMT -5
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's round and very mean? A vicious circle.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Jan 18, 2008 13:08:35 GMT -5
What's pink and red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Dead baby in a blender.
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Post by Sixteen on Jan 18, 2008 13:15:55 GMT -5
How do you get Suzanne off a bike?
Throw a canoe at her.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 18, 2008 14:22:23 GMT -5
How do you fit 100 dead babies into a bucket?
A blender.
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Post by jemima on Jan 19, 2008 16:26:17 GMT -5
How do you make a cat go woof? Pour a can of petrol over it and set it alight. I like that one. I don't ;_; What did the first snowman say to the other? "Smells like carrots."
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Post by violet on Jan 19, 2008 19:23:55 GMT -5
This is one my little sister made up:
What's a witch in a store called? A witch in.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 19, 2008 21:08:14 GMT -5
I love dead baby jokes. ;-;
Klaus19, you still suck. Everything Sam does is NECESSARY AND PROPER. The constitution--read it.
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Post by BSam on Jan 20, 2008 1:09:46 GMT -5
i love j
this is a fact, not a horriblejoke
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Post by Fancy on Jan 20, 2008 10:48:35 GMT -5
Why did the girl fall off of the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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