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Post by Fancy on Jan 17, 2008 16:14:59 GMT -5
What are your favorites?
Here are mine:
"Why shouldn't you shower with a pokemon?" "Because he'll Pikachu!!!"
"What do you call a sleepwaking nun?" "A roamin' Catholic!!!"
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Post by Zaid on Jan 17, 2008 16:53:03 GMT -5
I actually quite like those.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 17, 2008 16:53:45 GMT -5
A truck driver hits a woman. Who is at fault?
The truck driver. He shouldn't have been driving through the kitchen.
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Post by Zaid on Jan 17, 2008 17:00:43 GMT -5
TE, that is TERRIBLE.
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Post by Fancy on Jan 17, 2008 17:01:45 GMT -5
NO IT'S AMAZING.
I mean...Terrible. Yeah.
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Post by Zaid on Jan 17, 2008 17:03:04 GMT -5
Something I just found out is amazing and terrible at the same time, too.
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Post by Sixteen on Jan 17, 2008 17:11:23 GMT -5
How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You Pokemon.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 17, 2008 17:24:32 GMT -5
This one is really bad.
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
She was a woman
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Post by Zaid on Jan 17, 2008 17:29:10 GMT -5
*sides split from laughi-* No, just no.
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Post by M on Jan 17, 2008 17:56:07 GMT -5
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 17, 2008 18:08:11 GMT -5
Haha. My friend told me that one once, along with these:
What's blue and yellow and at the bottom of a pool? A baby in a slashed floatie.
What's red and yellow and at the top of a pool? A slashed baby in a floatie.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Post by M on Jan 17, 2008 18:21:12 GMT -5
How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
What's worse than ten dead babies in a trashcan? One dead baby in ten trashcans.
What's red and pink and blue? A baby with a razorblade?
What's green and red? The same baby two weeks later.
How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and a scoop of dead baby.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 17, 2008 18:27:04 GMT -5
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.
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Post by BSam on Jan 17, 2008 18:28:11 GMT -5
what do you get when you cut a baby in half with a chainsaw?
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 17, 2008 18:29:13 GMT -5
A cat? Or maybe that's with a miter saw.
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