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Post by SF on Jan 20, 2008 18:31:25 GMT -5
Ha, I love the muffin one, my mom cracks up every time I tell it.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice.
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Post by C. on Jan 21, 2008 20:21:34 GMT -5
What's worse than a dumpster filled of dead babies?
One baby thats alive at the bottom of the dumpster eating its way to the top.
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Post by Black Bert on Jan 22, 2008 8:25:50 GMT -5
What's worse than a dumpster filled of dead babies? One baby thats alive at the bottom of the dumpster eating its way to the top. You messed that joke up so bad. 'What's worse than a trashcan full of dead babies? One at the bottom's still alive. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way to freedom. What's worse than that? When it's done, it comes back for seconds.'
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Post by Sixteen on Jan 22, 2008 13:00:17 GMT -5
My five-year old cousin told me this one:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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Post by BSam on Jan 22, 2008 15:40:44 GMT -5
What's worse than a dumpster filled of dead babies? One baby thats alive at the bottom of the dumpster eating its way to the top. You messed that joke up so bad. 'What's worse than a trashcan full of dead babies? One at the bottom's still alive. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way to freedom. What's worse than that? When it's done, it comes back for seconds.' sorry but you both fail
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 23, 2008 2:06:06 GMT -5
Which means they were funny? Since we're aiming for horrible jokes here.
What do you call a Jamaican sun-bear who plays the ukulele without a head?
A Jamaican sun-bear who plays the ukulele without a head. (Made that one up on the spot)
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Post by PJ on Jan 25, 2008 20:28:03 GMT -5
My five-year old cousin told me this one: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Hahaha! That's a variation on one of the Australian ones I know. "Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead." "Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree?" "Because it was nailed to the first one." "Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree?" "It thought it was a game and joined in."
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Post by Alice Wilde on Jan 26, 2008 0:40:22 GMT -5
My five-year old cousin told me this one: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. You know who told me that joke? FLANNERY CULP. I don't have any terrible jokes to tell. I just wanted to say that. Someone tell a joke for me.
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 26, 2008 7:15:46 GMT -5
Here's one for you then. What's an undertaker's least favorite saying?
Never say die.
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Post by Sixteen on Jan 26, 2008 7:19:55 GMT -5
You know who told me that joke? FLANNERY CULP. Really? I knew it sounded familiar. A mother bear, father bear and baby bear were in a plane which was just about to crash. There were only two parachutes left. The parents were sobbing as their child offered them the parachutes, knowing they would never see him again. The mother and father bear jumped and made it safely to the ground. To their surprise, Baby Bear appeared from unerneath one of the parachutes. "But how is this possible?" Mother Bear asked. Baby Bear grinned and explained: "I'm not stupid. I'm not silly. I hung onto Daddy's......"
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 26, 2008 7:26:13 GMT -5
Hung onto his what? ...uh,never mind.I don't wanna know. Friend: So,you're a night watchman.What do you watch? Watchman:I don't know.It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Post by BSam on Jan 26, 2008 8:04:17 GMT -5
emop. thesejokes are supposed to be horrivble. not just plain bad
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Post by Saint Emo O_o on Jan 26, 2008 8:06:32 GMT -5
I thought you're supposed to make jokes here,not rate them?
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jun 25, 2009 20:27:23 GMT -5
Why did Michael Jackson die?
He couldn't beat it anymore.
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 25, 2009 20:37:10 GMT -5
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take of my cleits before jumping on the trampoline.
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