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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 18, 2007 22:37:53 GMT -5
Therapist: So tell me, what seems to be the problem? Phil: Well I really think you psychiatrists need to hope more. I'm here to introduce you to the opulent world of optimism! Therapist: I thought I was going to be doing the therapy here...
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Post by Spymaster E on Feb 19, 2007 14:02:55 GMT -5
Nero: I will now introduce the principal of Prufrock Prepratory School. (shows off advanced computer) Nero: I, I mean, my son accidently got Jacob Snicket trapped inside this and it became a computer that couldn't possibly exist in the 50's. Obviously, there is no timeline for ASOUE. This is mixed world land. That's why some reatarded parents keep bashing Snicket and accusing him of, "filling children's minds with lies". (Madame Lulu walks in) Lulu: Honey! I thought I was your wife today! It's Wednesday. Nero: Mrs. Bass is my wife today. I'm your wife on Thursday!
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Post by beejaydude on Apr 1, 2007 1:47:24 GMT -5
Klaus :i hate books
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 1, 2007 13:22:06 GMT -5
^continuing
Violet: Why? They're quieter and interesting, unlike that dreadful ubernerd inventing profession.
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Post by Jenny on Apr 1, 2007 13:25:22 GMT -5
^continuing (again):
Sunny: Cookwa.
Meaning: well, even the business of being an inventor beats this old cookery lark.
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Apr 8, 2007 15:01:42 GMT -5
Klaus: Now stand aside, worthy adversary Duncan: Tis' but a scratch Klaus: A scratch!? your arms off Duncan: no it isn't Klaus: well what's that then?
*points to duncans arm on floor*
Duncan: I've had worse -_- Klaus: You liar! Duncan: *defense stance* come on ya panzy!
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 8, 2007 15:36:08 GMT -5
^lol must continue
Klaus: Victory is mine! (cuta off Duncan's last leg) Duncan: (is a stump on the ground) (viciously growls at Klaus) All right then, we'll call it a draw. Klaus: (leaves) Duncan: Hey, get back here! I'm not through with you yet! I'll bite your legs off!
Mr. Poe: Buadlaires, your parents were murdered by a fire set by....i mean your parents were just sitting in your house minding their own business when the house suddenly burst into flames for no reason at all. It burned to the ground and they died, accidently. Don't blame me, this was just an accident, not a fire set by an arsonist pretending to be a big fat stupid banker with a cough that sounds so fake it must be but isn't.
Violet: There's nothing we can do. Mr. Poe: I concede. Klaus: What's concede mean? Mr. Poe: Disagree. Klaus: What does disagree mean? Mr. Poe: You're joking right. Klaus: What is...joking? Mr. Poe: A joke. Klaus: Which is...? Mr. Poe: (headdesk)
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Post by thistledown on Apr 8, 2007 22:58:21 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: (banging fists on typewriter) I can't go on! I simply can't continue! I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a sad man making sad analogies and even sadder plotlines! I should embrace life, forget Beatrice, and live as I've always wanted to live--as a gay man! Hooray! (pulls revolver out of pocket and shoots himself)
Olaf: Gee...All's I ever said was 'Good job on writing The End'...Gosh...
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Apr 9, 2007 19:55:28 GMT -5
Klaus to Olaf: You better stop following me around before i play Jamaican Cricket with yo head!
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Post by camirox on Apr 15, 2007 8:46:49 GMT -5
Haha. Beatrice: Lemony.. i must confess... Lemony: Yes Beatrice, my love...? Beatrice: (voice really low) I'm a man. Thats all i could think of...
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Apr 15, 2007 12:29:13 GMT -5
Violet to Nero: Bite me alien boy!
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Apr 20, 2007 16:54:17 GMT -5
Olaf: "I am a robot. Beep bloop blorp!" Fernald: "What the–?" Klaus: *levels index finger at Olaf accusatively* Stephen Colbert: "Threat Number One: Olaf the Robot! As you already know, Count Olaf has been a tree-hugging atheistic arsonist back in the day I was working for Jon Stewart. Nowadays, Count Olaf is full of this new liberal fashion sense which even the lowest of the low wouldn't take on even if their lives depended on it. When somebody turns into a robot, preferably a liberal-Nazi-arsonist who licks dogs, the product can be very hippie-like. For example, Jon Stewart is right here––Bobby? Where's the screen Bob––Bobby?! Where are you?! Where is my stage manager when you need him!?"
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, THE COLBERT REPORT WILL NOT BE RECORDING ON YOUR TIVO ANYMORE, EXCEPT FOR THURSDAYS (EXPECT SECRET MESSAGES)
"…Bobby?…Where are you…it's dark in here…!!"
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 26, 2007 12:45:17 GMT -5
Baudelaires: We give up, Olaf. You can have our fortune. Olaf: Thanks (goes inside) Bauds: *sigh* Klaus: Well, we still have each other. VIolet: For how long. OLaf (comes back outside with a box of fortune cookies) You're free to go. I just wanted your fortune cookies. Bauds: *blink*blink* Our fortune...was a bunch of chinese cookies? Olaf: Yep! Good-bye! Esme: Suicide is in! (throws herself off a cliff) OLaf: I have to get some less unstable girlfriends... Quigley: (swoops and dips Violet in his arms and they pose and soon a Gone with the Wind scene is shot) Ishmael: Let's listen to the Baudeliaires, they'll get us out of here.
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Post by Brownie on Apr 28, 2007 16:11:49 GMT -5
Klaus to Esme: Is Cher in right now?
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 28, 2007 17:20:03 GMT -5
Violet: Inventing is like soooooooooooo out! But pink is like in! I must get some pink like immeadiately! Klaus: Why are you talking like that? Violet: Because it's like in!
Jerome: Esme, I refuse to let you boss me around.
Sir: Charles, I've decided to actually treat you like a partner instead of a servant.
Count Olaf: *looks at watch* It's 7:00! Degrassi is on! *hurries off to watch Degrassi*
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